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ALBUM: The Smoking Hearts – Pride of Nowhere

Posted by Ian Snell on March 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment

This first full release by the Smoking Hearts is bad, it is very bad, and it is quite possibly the worst music I have ever heard. It is so bad it even fails to be laughable. Its only possible use is as an aide to interrogators of terror suspects, but it is most likely forbidden by international law. In fact, if it lasted longer than 29 minutes, its composers would be placed on trial in The Hague for crimes against humanity. Fortunately for overworked... Read More

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